Hey, there. Know who I am? I will give you a hint. I have a beautiful body of red hair and I weigh eleven pounds. Recently, I have had it real good. I haven’t had time for complaining about much, between sunbathing and brother-bopping. (Know how annoying little brothers can be?).
Oh, and there is Benny. He keeps me going. Benny is this handsome older gentleman terri-poo. Good build. Nice hair. He is missing a few teeth, but that gives him character. Benny lives with Crazy-Auntie Leslie. Me and Baruch go over to his house every day. So this routine has gotten the way of my literary career.